Ladies, gentlemen…and others: good evening. I am Randolph Carter, occult scholar, dreamland traveler and uncelebrated author extraordinaire. I’ve come to the city to do some research in some of the darker corners of your libraries and graveyards, with the hopes that New York would be slightly less brimming with ancient evil than my old stomping grounds back in Arkham, Massachusetts but…well, we can’t have everything we want can we?
Oh well. Can anyone at least tell me where to get a decent cup of coffee? The swill they serve up at Starbucks in enough to unseat my mind.
Name: Randolph Carter
Fandom: H.P. Lovecraft
*squee* Can’t wait to start playing.